PORK-BUTT PADDLE…heavy duty, heavy weight, butt beater…made of industrial grade 5/8″ thick aluminum with black PVC grip. Leaves impressive marks on even the beefiest pork-butt.
Try warming this paddle for sizzling his bacon…
Freeze to chill his red-hot ass!
Made in USA from machined aircraft aluminum…by free range pigs.
no actual pork was harmed during testing.