AdJustable Fuck Bench-Purchase In Store Only

$700.00 Sales Tax

Description

Fuck him. Fist him. Spank Him. Rope him.

It’s more than just a fuck bench, it’s an everything bench. And there’s nothing else like it.

Raise the center panel to your choice of 5 different heights (up to 15 inches) for awesome doggie style plowin’. Or flatten it into a table for a million more possibilities.

Pads are crafted from plush, three-inch, high-density foam on a plywood base, all upholstered in thick, black, waterproof, marine-grade vinyl. They’re mounted on our fuck-tough welded steel frame, built for a lifetime of pounding.

Comes with two adjustable-height handles so your pig stays put.

Dimensions: 28 inches wide x 43 inches long with the center panel up. 28 inches wide x 32 inches long with the center panel flat.

Easy, no-tool assembly. Leave it up all the time, or take it apart and stow it away when you’re not playing. Only eight inches tall when flattened, so it easily fits under your bed.